bitches with no depth and canadian schlock- HELP Showtime

over the holidays i've been hidden under the dust of drywall, plaster wrapping paper and now i'm just coming out from the pile of self help and diet books. No I'm not being serious, but i assume that if you are into that this is the time of year for it. i've been working through the holidays and i'm a bit tired but not bored enough to find 7 steps to an easier life. no thanks. I'm making my own path. My plan this year is to just go with the flow and so far it's going swimmingly - i might even by a pair of flippers.

so it's now in the okay zone here in canada before winter like a woman scorned closes up shop and turns cold. Yep soon we'll be in the minus zone and it's a place i don't like. I've already been outfitted with furry slippers and i don't think i'll take them off until april (late april) so amidst my work, my house work and well life in general i'll be holing up to avoid the freezingness not a real word but i like it. and i need help. nothing new is coming out that i am aware of on showtime or any other good network....

I am not into reruns. so with no delectable Dexter, no Californication to keep me warm and even the horrific America's next top models is has left the runway so i'm left with nothing. I saw three minutes of cashmere mafia and i alternated between wanting to puke or poke my own eyes out to avoid it. What makes dexter and moody so fab is called character depth. You know where characters are more than just the 'bitchy corporate' or the 'slutty stay at home' hmmm. It would be cheaper for the producers of cashmere mafia to use paper dolls than pay these actors because the characters have the depth of a piece of photo copy paper, not even card stock in that show. she's a bitch, she's clever, she's sneaky; and i'm fricking bored. If i want to see a woman hitting on a guy in a matching track suit all i have to do is look out my front door. At least that woman i can actually reach when i want to slap her.

So I need help. tell me a show, that has something. if it's cheese it needs to be excessive cheese, if it's silly i want real silly, with the american election coverage and the canadian news a girl needs an escape. i found myself caught on a terrible show on CBC (the canadian government channel really) the other night and it felt so 80's and haha fake; i wasn't even sure what to make of it. was it tongue in cheek? I'm still not sure.

I've made good progress on pillars of the earth which frankly is slightly depressing, not the book but the fact that it's better than anything on tv.

turning it off for now.
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